Christmas Calories Don't Count Sweatshirt — Funny Holiday Crewneck

Slip into a cozy, cheerful crewneck that celebrates the warm, messy joy of the season. Soft and slightly hefty, this sweatshirt wraps you in a medium‑heavy cotton‑poly blend that feels like a warm kitchen hug after icing cookies. The playful “Christmas calories don’t count” design, hand-lettered with minty trees and candy‑stripe tones, makes it easy to laugh with friends at holiday gatherings or lounge by the twinkling lights with a mug in hand. Durable double-needle stitching lets this sweatshirt stand up to repeated wear and wash, while the tubular knit body and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. It’s the kind of sweater you reach for when you want something relaxed, festive, and built to last through parties, movie nights, and chilly mornings decorating the tree.

Product features
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste‑reduced body
- Ribbed knit collar and double‑needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Embroiderable locations and DTF/DTG printed neck labels for customization
- OEKO‑TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety/compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean